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Top What’s App Funny Desi Jokes

Top What’s App Funny Desi Jokes

1. Kanjoos baniya ek baar jungle se guzar rha tha.
    achanak uske paanv  m kaata lag gaya.
    baniya bola – accha hua chappal nhi phni,
    varna usme ched ho jaata.

2. Santa Banta se : Yaar tujhe arrange marriage aur love marriage ka matlab pata h?
 
    Banta Santa se : Haa pata hai!!!
 
    Arrange Marriage ; Aap jab chal rahe ho tabhi achanak se aapko saanp kaat le ye, arrange marriage h,
 
    Aur
 
    Love Marriage : Aap saanp khojte h aur uske saamne nach-nach kar kahte hai
    “Le kaat le – LE kaat le” ,love marraige h.

3.  Teacher : Apne students ko todhi tameez sikhao,
     Santa : Kya hua Sir,
     Teacher : Application ke sex waali m likha h, ‘kabhi mauka hi nhi mila’.

4.  Kisi ne Pucha :
     “Mohabbat shaadi se pahle karni chahiye yaa shaadi ke baad???”
     Galib ne kaha : ……….”kabhi bhi karo par biwi ko pata nhi chalna chahiye!”
      
    

5. Technological JOKE
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    Ek lady ne.. “IT TECHNICAL Support” ko phone kiya,
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    Lady—“mujhe HUSBAND PROGRAM mein dikkat aa rhi h”
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    Technical Support–“kab se h ye dikkat…?”
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    Lady —“Dekhiye, pichle saal maine apne BOYFRIEND ko UPDATE kar HUSBAND INSTALL” kiya      tha,
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    Uske baad se ye poora SYSTEM SLOW ho gaya h,
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    Khaastaur se ‘FLOWER’ aur ‘JEWELLERY’ APPLICATION ne kaam krna band kr diya h,
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    ye Apps ‘BOYFRIEND’ mein acchi chalti thi,
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    Iske alawa HUSBAND ne ‘ROMANCE’ Program bhi UNINSTALL kar diya h,
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    Iski jagah ‘NEWS’, ‘MONEY’ aur ‘CRICKET’ jaise faltu Program INSTALL ho gaye h,
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    Ab mein ise kaise sudharu…???
 
    Technical Support–“Ji Madam”,”HUSBAND” Install karne ke baad aisi problems hoti rhti h,
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    .
    Sabse pahle iss baat ka dhyan rakhe ki
    ‘BOYFRIEND’ ek ENTERTAINMENT DEMO PACKAGE tha,
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    Jabki ‘HUSBAND’ Operating System hai,
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    Ise sudharne ke liye ‘Aansu Program’ download kijiye,
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    Is-se ‘JEWELLERY’ aur ‘FLOWERS’ Applications apne aap Install ho jaaengi,

   Warning:

    Haalanki yaad rakhe, Aansu jyada istemaal karne pr ‘HUSBAND’
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    Hamesha ke liye ‘SILENCE’ yaa ‘BEER’ whisky mode par chala jaaega,
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    Saath hi ‘HUSBAND’ ke Original Package ko disturb naa kare,
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    Aisa karne par naya VIRUS ‘GIRLFRIEND’ Download ho jaata h,
 
    Iske alawa ‘BOYFRIEND’ ko dobara Install karne ki koshish bhi naa kare,
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    Aisa karne par aapka “LIFE OPERATING SYSTEM Crash” ho jaaega.
    😝😛😛😛😛😜😜😝😝😝😛
    #Digital_India

6.  Maine aaj Girlfriend se kaha ki tumhara naam haath par likhu yaar dil par….
     Toh voh boli ki agar pyar hi karte ho toh property paper par likho na…
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     Ye ladkiyan bhi na Star Plus dekh dekh kr hoshiyaar hoti jaa rhi h.

7.  Pati-Patni dono baith kar shopping list bana rahe the,
     Patni : Sabse pahle kya likhu ki kya lena h?
     Pati : Likho “Loan”.

8.  Ladki : “Hum shaadi “kab kar rhe h?”
     Ladka : “Bas mandir bante hi foran!!”
     Ladki : “Kon sa Mandir?”
     Ladka : “”Ayodhya waala Ram Mandir!!”
     Ladki : De chappal de chappal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃

9.  Khana khate waqt munh m baal aa gaya….
     kah diya maine bhi…..
     Kabhi daal, kabhi sabji, toh kabhi roti m najar aati h!

10. Patni : Sunoji…. Monday kharidaari,
      Tuesday ko hotel program,
      Wednesday ko Long drive par,
       Thursday Chinese Restraunt,
       Friday movie dekhenge,
       Saturday ko picnic…!!
       “Kitna maja aaega naa….!!”

      Pati : Jaroor…. aur Sunday ko mandir jaaenge!”
      Patni : Kyon?
      Pati : Bheekh Maangne….!!!
    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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